Maggie’s Swan Song.

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I once had a Honda named Maggie. Today I killed her in a car crash. Ah, my beautiful and faithful friend who died many miles (and six months) before her time… I shall miss you.

And now presenting…

Ode to Toronto & Maggie’s Swan Song (in Quotes & Pictures)**

“This tissue leaves a lot to be desired.” (Liz)
“Yeah. That’s cause it’s a paper towel.” (Lisa)
- Short discourse on healthcare

“Why did I dump ___?! At least he could look me in the eye and, like, spell his name!”
- Lisa on the trials and regrets of her dating life (and on living amongst scientists)

“I know Lisa’s glib, but she’s certainly not funny.”
- Andrew according to Ericka

“Well, like all good Christians I was instilled with a deep sense of shame regarding physical touch, but at least I missed the ‘I Kissed Dating Goodbye’ scene.”
- Lisa on courtship

“I’m sure I can work up some tears that’ll be really meaningful.”
- Liz on emotions

“I hated him at first. And then, he went and saw a shrink and now he’s so fun and their marriage is great.”
- Lisa on the value of marital counseling.

“They’re totally paving their way to heaven with organic food.”
- Lisa on ‘crunchy’ Christians

“Ok, simplicity is great, but if it means dining only on stale bread and cold water, maybe you’re missing the point.”
- Lisa reflects on the WMF lifestyle celebrations

“Honestly, in my heart of hearts, I don’t give a rat’s ass about basketball.”
- Lisa on Valpo’s moment of basketball glory

My favorite picture…

**Note: these are a mere sampler of the humor and photographic moments that occurred in such a brief time, more quotes to come.

love to you all.

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