Which is more offensive? (must choose one)
a. threatening to fashion a shank out of your travel toothbrush and stab the annoying woman sitting behind you on a flight?
b. pretending to hug your boss and punching them in the kidney instead?
c. yelling TICK TOCK at a significant other if they aren’t moving as fast as you’d like?
d. consistently beeping someone over and over and over, even when they pick up the phone?
e. telling a priest who is on sabbatical that he should quit avoiding responsibility?
f. saying “I miss Brent!” every time Brent’s replacement asks you to do something?
11 responses so far ↓
Cess // May 1, 2009 at 8:52 pm |
i think point d is very offensive and point f is not lol we all miss someone at some point lol
jara // May 1, 2009 at 9:04 pm |
there’s no select all of the above
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jara // May 1, 2009 at 9:08 pm |
oh. and i miss you. is it offensive to say ‘i miss liz’ when your significant other says ‘i love you.’
Andrew // May 2, 2009 at 2:28 am |
e
john // May 2, 2009 at 6:26 am |
c….or possibly the most hilarious.
smothers // May 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm |
Could C really happen? That sounds crazy.
lisa the knitter // May 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm |
I don’t know, but I think (c) is great.
chris heuertz // May 2, 2009 at 10:11 pm |
i’m gonna have to say “b.”
and i’m gonna have to send you the bill for my doctor’s visit… they said i shouldn’t still be passing blood in my urine. thanks.
and if i still wasn’t passing blood, i might actually have voted “d” b/c that was pretty annoying-you’re gonna have to figure out a way to get cesia under control before we ALL lose our minds…
Lu // May 4, 2009 at 2:40 am |
oh my goodness liz! I just laughed so hard. I think point a only because you would get locked in the clink for saying something like that anywhere near an airport. Second I was looking at your fb page and I was reading Chris’s post on your page. I was like “What the heck? how random. well I guess she was a cena so that makes sense.” So I was like “maybe he has a kidney stone or something…[remembering when mom had it on christmas right before mb. remember?]” Then I read your blog and almost laughed out loud because all this time I thought he was like really sick when it turns out you punched him in the kidney. hahahaha!! oh my goodness…..i’m so easily entertained!
daph // May 5, 2009 at 6:23 pm |
i like that you filed this under Existential Musing.
michelle // May 7, 2009 at 5:56 pm |
i laughed out loud (seriously) when i read f and saw cesia’s picture. hilarious.